Grue’s Guide to Horror Themed Booze

We here at Gruemonkey like to think of ourselves as liquor connoisseurs. We have sampled many of th….ok we’re fucking borderline alcoholics. We’re not as bad as Grue though, that little fucker has a constitution that would make an Irishman blush!

Anywho, we decided, especially with the Halloween season upon us, that’d we share some of the fine booze we’ve discovered over the years that have been named after horror flicks. Ya know, really get that Halloween party jumping!

Now, before we begin, I have to get the annoying shit out of the way. Please drink responsibly and whatever you do, DO NOT drink and drive. Seriously, even Grue ain’t that fucking stupid. We want all our Grue-ling’s more or less in one piece, so dig what I’m saying, aight?

Good! let’s begin!

 


 

 

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The Woodsboro Killer

 

     Named after one of the titles given to Ghostface in the film Scream, this little drink is tasty as hell but can creep up on you fast!

Fill a shot glass almost half way with whiskey (Preferably Jack Daniels)

Next, pour the same amount of Sambucca into the same glass

Finally, fill the remainder of the glass with Cherry syrup (Ya know, the stuff they use in Shirley Temples)

Stir and you’ll end up with a bloody looking drink that taste like a Twizzler. Enjoy!

 
 

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Ghostbuster

 

One of my favorites, not only does this drink taste good, but it look’s like fucking Ecto-plasm! It’s Ecto Cooler for Adults yo!

Pour the peach schnapps and melon liqueur into a cocktail shaker with ice

Shake that shit good

Strain into a chilled cocktail glass

Add the Irish cream drop by drop into the center of the drink.

Who ya gonna call after ya drink a few of these? Not your drunk ass!

 
 

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

 

Now we’re getting into the heavy shit. This one has an aquirred taste and will knock you on your ass quick!

Pour 1/3 of Gin into a shot glass

Pour the same amount of Whiskey into same glass

pour same amount of Tequila into same glass

add cherry syrup

Drink  and prepare to wake up the next day as confused and scared as Sally was.

 
 

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 Freddy Krueger

 

The stuff of nightmares…and hangovers.

 Take sambuca, vodka and Jagermeister and mix it in a container of Ice.

Strain that sumabitch into a shot glass

Welcome to drunk time bitch!

 
 
Halloween (1978) Directed by John Carpenter Shown: Tony Moran (as Michael Myers)
 

Michael Myers

 

Yet another simple yet tasty drink named for everyone’s fav Samhain slasher!

Pour 3 ounces of vodka into a shaker of Ice

Pour 1/2 ounce of Black Raspberry

Shake! Shake! Shake!

Strain into a martini glass

Add lemon wedge for extra taste

Drink too many and they’ll be nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understan…fuck it, you get it!

 
 


That should do it for now. Ya’ll have enough to get you going. If you’d like more…cause we know lot’s more, let us know! Oh and don’t forget to raise one to Grue! 

Till next time my Grue-ling’s!

Ani

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